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Submitted by lemmy (donny, DC) on 03.29.12

I was on the way back from the shop and needed a crap badly...I had about 10 minutes of my walk left.
Got up the stairs, into the bathroo and just before I pulled my drawers down I filled them with shit, which leaked onto my jeans, the floor, the bathroom rug and even my fucking socks.
I put myself and my clothes in the shower to clean up when I realised the shower plug was blocked with hair and I was standing in a few inches of shitty water.
My jeans are that bad that i have to throw the bastards away which really fucking stinks 'cos I only bought them about two weeks ago.

This was no wet-fart - this was straight up shitting my pants.

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