Submitted by mr.shittyfinger (brown town, Some State) on 09.27.12

I had three bowls of delicious chili & rice topped with onions and cheese for dinner. During the meal and after, I pounded several cans of Steel Reserve malt liquor. I passed out a short while after.
I woke up an hour and a half ago with shitty pants. It was all over my nuts, too. Beware!
Maybe in my old age incontinence becomes more of an issue...
Or perhaps copious amounts of malt liquor and chili may provoke a late night shitting of yourself. Food for thought.

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