Submitted by Mr Sexay Zpants (New York, NY) on 09.29.12

I was once at one of my friend's houses. I was in the backyard playing football, when all of a sudden, I had to fart. I farted and something very fudgy came out with it. I immediatly knew it was a shart. So i ran to the bathroom, and there was a GIANT turd in my pants. It turns out that i wiped with clorox wipes, and my butthole was on fire! Then i used the regular baby wipes. It was all good, except for the shit stain in my underpants. Thank you for your time.

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