Submitted by Pickled Puss (Cleveland, OH) on 12.05.12

After a many beer night some years ago I felt the urge coming on to defecate. I was driving by a Dick's Sporting Goods and thought, what the hell. I rush into the store, find the restroom and rush headstrong into a stall. I drop trou and lean over the toilet. Well, the aim was slightly off and I unloaded onto the back wall and fixtures. I felt awful for the kid who would have to clean up after me but alas, I couldn't stop laughing. Fire in the hole (or around the hole).

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