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Submitted by chief (Wichita, KS) on 01.09.13

Well, I was getting dressed for work and had to fart so I did and I thought that was the end of it. I went to work and as I was walking into the building I felt my underwear clinging to my ass -- I thought to myself damn why is my ass so sweaty? So I pulled my underwear away from my ass but it continued to cling again. Finally I was like, I need to take a shit anyway and I'm going to see what the fuck is going on in my underwear while I'm at it. When I pulled my pants down, I saw a big glob of shit in my underwear -- It took forever to clean my ass off because it totally smeared everywhere; then I threw my underwear away and freeballed the rest of the day. I couldn't help but wonder how many people I walked past while I had shit in my pants. So ya, in conclusion, I totally shit myself and didn't even known it.

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