Submitted by Matt (Some City, Some State) on 03.27.13

I was probably about 8 years old at the time. I was sitting in a chair watching TV. This is right after eating at Taco Bell, which has always caused problems. I was farting like a mad man. Maybe a fart every couple minutes. Then... I took this monster shit. It was bad, bad, bad. Diarrhea. In my underwear, my pants, and all over my dad's favorite chair. I thought "Oh shit, I'm screwed." And to this day, the chair is still stained.

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