Submitted by My Ass (City, Some State) on 03.27.13

I was taking a piss one fine evening. I felt the urge to fart while I was pissing. No big deal, I let it rip, and it made this *splat* sound. I immediately stopped pissing and pulled my pants down. And I was greeted with a small shit that looked like someone spit a loogie in my underwear. After being washed, they were still stained and dry everywhere except for where the shit was. Worst part was, it was my last pair of undergarments.

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