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Submitted by Anus Eruptor (Some City, Some State) on 04.13.13

I was lying on my bed naked when i felt the urge to shit. I resisted the urge, as I was watching television, but later my shithole decided to open wide and erupt a volcanic eruption of feces. It was everywhere, on the walls, the ceiling, my face, and then I got up to go to the bathroom, but shit was still spewing from my anus as I walked there, which was downstairs, so I left a Hansel and Gretel shit path back to my room. The toilet was painted brown with my stinky ass foam.

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