Submitted by Symphony Harmonius (Charlesburg, DE) on 04.29.13

Remember the times of old when the great wizard would allocate a range of pleasurable shit devices for one to experience a fecal extrapulation whilst eating the carcass of a decaying semen slurping amphibious delicacy. Theres nothing more exciting than shitting yourself on a bullet train to houston while you hang upside down from the railing eating a bacon lettuce tomato sandwich with mayo. Nevermind the onlookers, they know nothing of these matters. Come one come all press your ass on a wall and shit yourself.. instant expressionistic artwork call an agent to display your work in a gallery. and rape his shit hole with shit smeared on your face like war paint. fearless warrior

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