Submitted by Diarrhea Jones (Vancouver, WA) on 08.10.13
So I was driving home tonight from work and got an instant stomach pain, I figured I would be cool til i made it home. Anyway made it home, started really feeling the booboo soi booked it to the door. Of course thats when I can't unlock the door, get it open and run w me knees together, butt cheeks pinched togetherto the bathroom, get the door shut and farted...by farted I mean shit my pants. Then i got my pants down and crapped all over the fuckin seat and floor bc it just kept coming out!
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