Submitted by poo pants (Pheonix, AR) on 09.04.13

I today was walking in the park after eating a ham sandwich I purchased at a well known chain
when I felt a pain in my stomach I was about 300 yards from the rest room
started to walk and let rip and a really bad smell came out before I could reach the rest room I shit my pants about 20 yards from the rest room and was forced to remove my shorts and leave them in the rest room I am 46 years old and have never had this happen to me before
I will never EVER Eat at S----y as I am sure the ham was off and caused me to defecate my self

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