Submitted by poopy pants guy (baymian province afghanistan, Some State) on 09.17.13

it happened during handover to the op crib 5 lads and ladys, they had he barracks, and we were in tents in another compound seperated and surrounded by hesco barriers (massive sacks filled with rocks).
i awoke at god knows what time in the morning to my asshole spazzing out like an evil daemon was about to emerge. no time to dress, i quickly slipped on my boots grabbed my rifle and also a towel as if i knew what was about to happen.
i squeesed every arse muscle i had and ran, i ripped open the tent door and was greeted by a harsh afghanistan winter, it was cold that week with consecutive -30°c, snowy,

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