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Submitted by kid poopy (Sevenoaks UK, Some State) on 10.25.13

short but sweet, or maybe stinky, you be the judge.

Unlike most 4/5 year olds (i can't remember what exat age only that it was before school) I was terrified of ET, not because of the film so much rather that I had a re-occuring nightmare that he was chasing me around the house, the little bastard,no matter how far i ran he was right behind me.

so one day my Dad was outside doing something with the car and I had a turtle head poking out but to frightened to go upstairs to the toiled incase ET was there, so I shat myself, good an proper, then blamed my dad for not hearing my screams for him

THE END

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