Submitted by some housewife (Seattle, WA) on 11.03.13
Worked a shift, came home, felt fine, started cooking dinner for my family, and out of the blue I lost bowel control.
As I was reaching to put a loaf of bread in the oven, I felt a warm liquid fill my pants and run down my leg. There was no warning, and once it started, it was unstoppable. I managed to run to the shower before any got on the floor, but I was still pretty horrified that I could just shit myself out of the blue. It was like a downward geyser of liquid shit. I just stood under the running water until I thought there was nothing left to shit out.
What the hell, body? What the hell?
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