Submitted by Shitwit (Knoxville, TN) on 11.21.13
I had just gotten home from a great job interview. I was spot on during the interview, got the job, and walked out feeling amazing about myself. All of this confidence would soon go down the shitter-- er, or I wish it made it there. I was sitting down writing an email to my new employer when suddenly I felt some gas coming on, nothing big, just a standard fart. Anyway, I enojoy a good release of gas from the a** so I pushed it out with gusto, a little too much gusto though. It felt warm, much warmer than my standard farts- it was then that I called out "f***, did I just shit myself?" I had, I had just shit myself, and oh how humbling an experience.
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