Submitted by Patty (Dunfermline (Scotland), CO) on 11.22.13

My friend Patty regularly tries to squeeze out farts in public but then shites himself. He has absolutely no shame and is happy to share it with his friends. He has no particular medical condition other than not being able to control his arse hole. The man need help so if any of you fellow sufferers can point to some solution please post it!

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