Submitted by Sambo (Some City, NJ) on 12.19.13
Ate a Gino's steak sandwich and was coming home. My friend who was driving also had a sandwich . On the way home I kept smelling gas. Like he was farting. I felt fine in the car. However once I got home I felt my stomach churning. I thought it was a fart coming out but when it blew it blew out more than gas. I realized as it was too late. Hot lava was dripping down my leg. I tried to hold my ass and crotch to prevent leakage until I made the bathroom. Thank god I didn't drip out on the floor. In the bathroom all he'll broke loose . I removed my soiled garments and discarded them in the trash can. Jumped into the shower. Ahh wArm water and soap.
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