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Submitted by Legally Blonde (Bay Area , CA) on 01.23.14

I'm a defense attorney. Today I was leaving court after a difficult hearing. My client was upset, the other family member he brought was upset. I love going to court but it makes me ungodly nervous. I am under stress at home too. I was walking back to the car and my stomach hurt a little but it hurts a lot of the time. The next thing I knew I shit my pants. All over my nice underwear, my tights and my new designer dress. I had to go back into my office stinking like that to retrieve my keys as fast as possible before I stunk the whole place up. I had to drive home in my nice sports car and get shit all over the leather seats. It could have been worse, I could have shit in court. But it's demoralizing. I went home and cleaned up, washed my clothes and took a nap but there was work to do back at the office. Now I am tired, sad and still feel like I am going to barf but I have to meet a client in 6 minutes. FML today.

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