Submitted by explosives (brooklyn, NY) on 02.08.14
I had just finished a huge meal at IHOP with mt friend and my boyfriend. I felt a shit gathering in my ass but figured I could make the 15 min car ride to my office.
As we walked to the car I realized I should have just pooped at IHOP. When I sat down in the car it really took a turn for the worse and as we drove I started panicking. I felt a little wet squirt and I begged for my boyfriend to pull over. We found a somewhat desolate street and pulled over. I dumped between the car doors and wiped up as he looked out for pedestrians and children. He magically had a garbage bag and baby wipes in the trunk, so it could have seemed like we planned this to a casual observer. When I finished we got back in the car and drove away like nothing happened.
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