Submitted by Slim (Rotherham, Some State) on 02.14.14

Shit yourself? Tell the world your story...

Just had a take-away, nice quad burger, fries and wedges, with a beautiful load of garlic Mushrooms.... Bout an hour after it started.. My arse was popping like a good un, smelled like a kebab house..
So I thought I'd share it with the kids, and farted in his direction, making him gip ha ha ha, so the next time I felt the belly bubbling, I got up and farted... Well the fart came with company... So then I looked up and waddled to the toilet... Shouting Our lass to bring new boxers and some more jeans... Dampened the denim too!!

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