Submitted by PooperScooper (Some City, NJ) on 02.15.14
It was a sunny day when me and my girlfriend went to hang out at my place. We ate some leftover tuna. I didn't check the expiration date. It was about 3 months old. She only ate a little bit but I ate 2 cans. A half hour later my stomach started to hurt. My toilet was backed up so I couldn't shit there. So I took paper cup and did diarrhea in it. I didn't know what to do so I left it on my counter. I went in search of a garbage bag when I suddenly heard my girlfriend yell, "what the f***?!" I ran by her and saw that she tried to eat a spoonful of my shit. She apparently thought it was fudge dessert. That's the last time I ever shit in a cup...
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