Submitted by Joel Fountain (Some City, AR) on 02.17.14
Yes, I am a gay man. I was round my boyfriends, having just met his parents for the first time over dinner. We decided to go upstairs, and 'get down to business' even though i wasnt feeling too good. As he slid in mine slid out... It was horrible, and poor jack had to scrape the shit out his bellend
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