Submitted by S@m (London, Some State) on 02.24.14
Took some castor oil mixed into blueberry yoghurt before bed (big mistake) . I am now up at 2:30am cleaning up liquified shit from my bed sheets and carpet. It happened in my sleep - with no warning. Usually I have stomach pain but this time I didn't. I was woken up by a burning sensation 'down there' and woke up to find myself in pool of poop. I am so glad that I have kept the plastic on the mattress since buying it.(I know - how ghetto). I can't sleep so I thought i'd share the ordeal here.
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