Submitted by anonymous (Some City, Some State) on 04.13.14
I was drinking with a friend last night. Nothing crazy, just a few glasses of vodka and soda, my usual drink. I had a terrible hangover. I woke up around 4 and puked for awhile. Couldn't get back to sleep for a couple hours. Got up around 11 and went down to the kitchen. Ate some waffles. Afterwards I was sitting there watching tv, I didn't feel like it needed to shit at all, but suddenly, boom. For a second i thought it was just a fart, but then I noticed it felt more... bubbly. Then a little more popped out and I knew for sure, I was shitting myself! I tried to clench as i ran to the bathroom, but to no avail. I put my hand over my anus as I started to feel it run down my leg. I got to the toilet ripped my pants off. Hoped right in the shower afterwards, then threw out the pants and 1 sock and cleaned up the toilet seat.
I don't understand. I'm 28.Am I really in such badshape that my body is failing me on this level already? I'm just glad no one was home when it happened.
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