Submitted by Whoops >.< (Some City, OH) on 06.30.14
I was doing door to door sales one day at work, and felt a little "bubbly" inside. I decided to ignore it and finish my day.
Around noon I had to go really bad all of a sudden, but didn't want to blow up a random strangers bathroom. I looked around for a public place I could go, but couldn't find one.
Eventually I sucked up my pride and asked people, but no one would let me. I was in the middle of talking to someone when I just went silent, got in an awkward position, and just couldn't help but erupt, one of the biggest, loudest, smelliest shits of my life. Somehow, I lost control of my bladder a little, too. I guess I was holding in both so long that they forced each other out. It was one of the most embarrassing experiences of my life. They just closed the door on me.
I then had to carpool with my co-workers, all the way home, smelling like an outhouse with shit and piss stains on my khaki pants. I quit a few days later.
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