Submitted by OhNoOhNo (Calgary, Some State) on 07.12.14
My friend made us some brownies and we took it to the movies with us. I ate the whole thing (she only ate pieces of it). About 40 min left of the movie I could feel my stomach cramping and gassy.
I am not telling her anything because I thought it was just going to be a regular shit. Nope. She went to the bathroom. Then took her sweet as time driving me to my car. I am only 10 minutes away from my house and I really thought I could make it.
As soon as I sit down in my car the shit starts coming out, I am just trying so hard to keep it in. And then it starts. I couldn't believe that I was shitting myself.
I'll never look at brownies the same ever again.
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