Submitted by The Poo Master (New York, NY) on 08.11.14

So I'm in the eighth grade and I'm going to my track meet. I am extremely athletic and I have been to track meets all around the country. I always got first but one meet i didn't place. I found it difficult to run when it felt like their was sand paper in my ass crack. I went to the bathroom to check it out and it turns out their was shit everywhere. I was trying to wash it out of my asshole when my track coach walked in to see me wiping my ass with a wet paper towel. So long story short I switched schools.

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