Submitted by Shit My Self Fucked Up My Chair (Utah, ID) on 08.20.14

Went on a 2 day drinking session and I couldnt be arsed to eat....was at home and just about to start having a wank when I felt a grumble in my bowels......went to fart and it came out....fuck....shat all over my chair as the 2 days drinking session pushed through shitty watery crap that dripped off my leather work chair........I contemplated carrying on with my wank but i just picked up an used pair of pants, wiped it clean then got on with a hard wanking session.....

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