Submitted by Shamefest (Fuck, TX) on 09.05.14

There I was, celebrating because I couldn't go to school, a small victory for pissing out of one's asshole. Innocently, I pet my dog, dreaming of all the vidya I would play today...when IT struck. A simple fart. If only. A raging waterfall of yellow shit screamed its way out of my poor, defeated intestines, and made its way into the world. My dog began to cry. The smell was worse than Hell itself. I waddled up the stairs, and am now sitting in the bathtub, sharing with the world my tale of shame.

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