Submitted by ohmygoodness (somewhere, Some State) on 09.12.14
i was extremely sick one day, i had basically taken a few weeks off school because of how badly i'd gotten food poisoning, but i couldn't stop farting and unfortunately for me, the diarrhea was literally liquid coming out of my ass, so every time i got up, i farted and drenched my underwear in shit, i was up and down all day, constantly trying to keep the sofa from getting dirty and having to change my underwear. i went through about 20 pairs of underwear that day, thankfully it has never happened again.
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