Submitted by Aunt Bea (Some City, Some State) on 09.13.14

Step brothers mother died. Went to funeral, decide to stick it out and go to graveside interment. Get massive pain in guts, release a small bit of gas. Step brother frowns. Pain returns, but stronger. Try to maintain composure. hands clamy. Sweat beading on forehead. Decide to release some pressure as they hit the button to lower casket. Shit myself. Even worse, I was wearing skirt.

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