Submitted by Chicken Fat (Rome, GA) on 09.16.14

I went on a winter morning run last year. It was a fairly long run and it was through the park in town.

There's a restroom located at basically 1/4 of the way through the park and another one at 3/4 of the way through the park, I will refer to these as the 1/4 and 3/4 bathrooms, respectively. I got to the park and ran through it and was on the way back when I felt the urge. It was strong, but I wasn't worried, the 3/4 bathroom would be soon and I could make it there.

So I made it there and as my hand touched the handle to the bathroom door my body relaxed because it knew sweet relief was soon. But the door was locked, and it was too late. Before I could do much of anything about it I had dropped a log right in my shorts.

I had to walk nearly a mile holding my butt to get to the 1/4 bathroom and clean up the best I could, then I had to run 3 miles back to my apartment after that, still shitty.

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