Submitted by chachmaster3000 (Toronto, Some State) on 09.17.14

I have no colon therefore my shits are all runny. In fact I cannot fart standing up or I shit myself. Often while laying in bed I get a little too eager to push out a fart and find myself doing the penguin walk to the bathroom and sometimes having to change my underwear or pj's. So far I haven't stained my bed *fingers crossed*

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