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Submitted by goosey (Malibu, CA) on 09.17.14

I was sitting in my buddies truck driving home from a surf. leaned to let out what seemed like would be a loud meaty hollow fart achieved only by housing a half pound pastor burrito. Ended up squirting like a 14 year old girl getting fingered at summer camp. My friend made me sit on the bag that the burrito came in for the remainder of the ride.

Vote:Yeah! You Shit the *Shit* out of yourself! 307 Not So Much 170


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