Submitted by Nipster (Arlington, TX) on 09.25.14
I was stuck in morning rush hour traffic. I felt that strange little grumbling in my abdomen, but thought to myself, probably gas. I lifted my ass up off the seat, took a gamble on a fart, and lost. It was the runny kind that went everywhere. Needless to say, I called in that morning. Tried to clean the upholstery in my car was a nightmare. I was too embarrassed to take it in to the details shop.
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