Submitted by SorryWife (Seattle, WA, WA) on 09.28.14

I really had to shit. My wife wanted to fuck and wince we were in a rush because the kids were about to come home, I decided this was more important. She jumped on top of me and it was like my colon popped. Of course I was naked and shit flew all over the bed and got onto the carpet.

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