Submitted by Jansen (Arlington, VA) on 10.01.14
In July 2012, me and some friends were ding-dong-ditching in a nearby neighborhood. We did it to this old lady about 5 times, and on the fifth time, when we went and hid behind some trees in a nearby creek, we saw that she got in her car to try and find us. She didn't see us the first time (her headlights can't point at the creek the way she was going.) We thought we were in the clear so we got out and went on the sidewalk. What we didn't know is that she would go down the street we were walking up. When the headlights flashed on us, I shit myself. She braked in the middle of the road, and her husband got out and chased us at least half a mile around the neighborhood. He was FAST for an older guy. What's kind of funny (at least now) is that as he was chasing after us, he kept yelling stuff, and one of the things he yelled was "YOU COWARDS! BET YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELVES EH?"
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