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Submitted by Monopolyshitter (Brisbane, AK) on 10.02.14

My friends and i had all taken some MDMA and were having an awesome hosue party. There was only 4 of us left so we started playing monopoly. I was feeling some immense pressure building up in my stomach and kept farting, lucky for me, they were all silent. I got too use to safely letting out silent farts and as i felt a huge one build up, i let it rip. I instantly felt my pants fill up with the runniest shit you'd ever seen. I casually went to the bathroom, inspected the damage, and started freaking out. I had no idea what to do. I took off my underpants, threw them out the window, cleaned up as best as i could, and walked back into the living room to announce that i was heading home. As soon as i left, i ran around to the backyard, found my shitty underpants and threw them into the neighbours rubbish bin. I haven't had the courage to contact any of my friends yet, and i will probably just move to another state and start a new life.

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