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Submitted by Cajun Crap Machine (New Orleans, LA) on 10.04.14

It was in high school. I called my best friend and his mom answered. "Hi, Mrs. Patty, is Eric there?", I asked? "Yeah, let me go get him.", was her reply. As she walked the portable phone up to Eric's room upstairs. She started making small talk, during which I gambled on a fart and lost. "Eric, phones for you", she said as she handed him the phone. "Hello?", said he. "Hey man, can I call you back? Just shit my pants." "Yeah, that's fine. Bye". He didn't even flinch.

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