Submitted by Shitty Booty (Philadelphia , PA) on 10.07.14
So I was at work minding my business, and I noticed my stomach kept rumbling and making noises. I had some bad ass gas ! Gas was so bad my burps even tasted like shit! I was Farting everywhere, but unfortunately that last fart wasn't a fart... I SHARTED (shit/fart) on my self! It was all warm against my ass. I winded up throwing my underwear away , free balling and layering my pants with paper towels and stick some in my butt crack so I wouldn't get dookie stains. Idk wtf I ate but that really fucked me up :/
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