Submitted by Carly Dulcohead (Welling , LA) on 10.09.14
Im a big girl
I like to eat
I hate diets and spend most of my life talking about them.
So I really enjoyed myself at the weekend, I sat at home with every damn takeaway leaflet I could find and I had me a feast - boy oh boy it was disgusting
I had never used dulcolax before, when I opened the box these things were minute, cute and promised to deliver so I ate the lot.
I was on the 7.15 south eastern line to London bridge and the rumblings began, I went past my stop for fear of what might happen...
at last it was the end of the line and everyone got off the train, only to my despair the train filled with the return commuters.... the sweat dripped down my face, and the rumblings started to penetrate every attempt I had to clinch
P O W !! the fucking seat blasted from underneath me, I took out 8 commuters and a blind dog
Needless to say I am not allowed on public transport any longer
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