Submitted by sharingan23 (Australia, Some State) on 10.12.14
I am walking to the doctors office and obviously had to fart. Did a little test and felt all clear and just let it rip. Of course liquid shit shoots in my jocks. I rush into the doctors appointment asking for a bathroom wide eyed like I seen death himself. Walk into the bathroom lock myself in get naked and wipe myself clean. A dude comes in the other stall. He's waiting for me to leave and I'm waiting for him to leave. Mexican shit off. He eventually bails as I'm nearing being late to my appointment I rush to the sink wash out my undies and wrapped them in my sweater after I clean then the best i could. I am now sitting in a doctors office writing this with my jocks wet wrapped in my sweater.. Thank the Lord himself I didn't get shit on my pants.
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