Submitted by Shifty the DJ (Chicago, IL) on 11.05.14

I was in college and was DJing at the local radio station. I had been on the air for about 2 hours, when I had to fart. I sharted myself and then panicked. I did a quick break and then grabbed the longest Pearl Jam song I could find and hit play. I duck walked down two flights of stairs to an empty public bathroom. Went in the stall, cleaned myself up and through my favorite boxers away! I'm sure the janitorial staff got a laugh out of that one.

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