Submitted by bad finger (huntington beach, CA) on 11.17.14
So I was at the grocery store. I suddenly had to pee and poop at the same time, So I ran To the restroom.I really didn't want to poop at the store,so I thought going pee would relieve this. As I started to pee ,I had to sneeze.So I put my finger over my butthole.Have you ever held your finger over a garden hose?
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