Submitted by Mr. Scheiße Hosen (Pooville, AK) on 11.21.14
I travelled to Germany for Octoberfest and drank wayyy too much beer. On the walk back to the hotel from the Biergarten I ducked into an alley to take a piss. Well, I had drank so much I shit myself at the same time. I simply pulled off my boxer shorts and flung them onto the nearest Kraut's window. Some poor bastard woke up to a view of my "Brown Flag of Shame" flying from his window sill. Es ist beschissen Unterwäsche auf meinem Fenster!
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