Submitted by Prince William the Turd (Some City, Some State) on 11.26.14
i was at a local gap trying on some new pants, one pair i tried was so tight that i had to squat and put in force to remove them. The pants were so stuck, i tried so hard and eventually diarrhead myself. To make matters worse, the pants were still stuck and all the shit felt so uncomfortable. I eventually had to ask the customer service people to help me out. It was so embarrasing cus the store was packed with people, that i had to move out of town. But at least i got half off the pants.
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