Submitted by Shitty (no, AZ) on 12.09.14
My wife and I were intertaining a young (86)lady. Took her to lunch in the greatest old hotel in S Arizona. Standing in the lobby watching the set-up for a fashion show, I suddenly,with no warning, dumoed in my pants. Was next to a toilet and finished there, and cleaned the best I could. We were 90 miles from home. Some 40 miles up the road I felt THAT feeling. Stopped a handy mart and fortunately their toilet was empty. I crapped the rest but you know those 2 inch wide papers they have in public toilets.. Wiped as best I could as I left, there was 6-8 "immigrants" waiting to get in. Killed 2 birds with one crap. Got rid of the load, and left the place stinking to high heaven for the group that shouldn't have been there in the first place.
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