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Submitted by Shits McGee (Pensocola, FL) on 12.21.14

My wife and I recently welcomed our son into the world. On the way home from the hospital I poked fun at her for pooping during laboor. She took the baby inside while I got our things from the car. When I reached the door I realized she had locked the door. I began to knock on the door when the hospital door hit my lower intesstine; then I began to knock very intensely. She opened the door to see me on the front porch with excrement running down my leg. Her response: "After you're done changing your diaper, change your son's too."

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