Submitted by Andyman (Chicago, IL) on 01.10.15
Do you ever eat and afterwards feel like if you could just let one rip you’d just feel so much better? Well, as my stomach pains had come to an almost unbearable level, I attempted to do so. I lifted up a cheek to hopingly blast the pants cannon and relieve the pressure on my stomach, and it happened. I probably rise up 6 inches off my seat. I shift my weight in my chair to make sure I actually just sharted and, well, my suspicions were correct.
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