Submitted by Queen Doody (muscatine , IA) on 01.14.15

i was at walmart half horned up and acting crazy so i went to the veg dept and got a small cucumber and lifted up my mini and shoved it up my twat no one was around so what the hell. then i shoved another up my ass, i worked the well,and then i got a pain in my gut. Then all of a sudden i pulled the cucumber out of ass and a huge stream of shit came out on the floor and my skirt. i put the cuc down and left

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